Psycholand · A board game about the AI trade · Free to play

Candyland,
but the candy is margin.

A board game through the whole AI value chain — eight lands, from pretty wrappers down to one Dutch monopoly. Learn who actually gets paid before the market bills you for the lesson.

Choose your fighter:
8+1
Lands to survive
34
Stops on the board
9
Quiz gates
1
Rigged slot machine
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Psycho score0/9
Stops visited0/34
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FINISH. Make it through all 34 stops and the board renders its verdict on you. It will not be gentle.

The bonus round
The One-Armed Analyst

Spins: 0 · Discovered: 0/34

You've seen the map.
Now watch the money move.

Stock Psycho ships forensic market reads every morning: who's getting paid, who's getting replaced, who's framing their losers instead of hiding them. Come for the roast, stay for the receipts.

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